In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
a search helicopter?!
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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