Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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