Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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