I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Did I show you my penis last night?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Your penis caused this!
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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