Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Randomize
