Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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