Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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