If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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