Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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