I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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