The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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