it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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