the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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