I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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