There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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