just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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