How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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