You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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