How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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