I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I still have a little drunk in my system
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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