So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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