he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
