I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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