We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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