His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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