Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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