is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'm always down for nudity.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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