I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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