and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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