You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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