ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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