You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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