my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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