She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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