i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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