Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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