How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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