I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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