plz talk dirty to me
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
The best revenge is premature balding
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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