Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Randomize
