i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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