I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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