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(609): View more from New Jersey

Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?

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(614): View more from Ohio

Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.

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(845): View more from New York

he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.

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(208): View more from Idaho

just looked at his mug shot... not really my type

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something

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(914): View more from New York

Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?

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(585): View more from New York

I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.

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At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz

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