For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Dicks are not precious.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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