We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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