Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
me + whiskey = a bad person
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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