No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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