did you get engaged???
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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