If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
