Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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