good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Alive.
So much puke
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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