somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Randomize
