I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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