He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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