this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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