ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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