Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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