My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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