do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
